Do you feel random waves of anger and uncontrollable outbursts when you witness someone is wearing a MAGA hat? Do you often remind people that Donald Trump is not your President and Hillary won the popular vote?
If so, you may be experiencing an onset of TDS.
This medical phenomenon is baffling many doctors and they fear we are witnessing an epidemic. As a result, a new diagnosis has emerged that helps us understand this condition on a better level.
This new medical condition is known as Trump Anxiety Disorder.
If left untreated, Trump Anxiety Disorder (TAD) will progress into the more serious and violent condition known as Trump Derangement Syndrom (TDS.)
Therefore, TAD and TDS are extremely serious and potentially life-threatening diseases that require treatment as quickly as possible.
Trump Derangement Syndrome Symptoms include:
- Uncontrollable crying when Hillary Clinton tries to justify why she lost the election
- Thoughts of terrorism, homicide, suicide, self-harm, and socialism
- Inability to cope with opinions
- Sleepless nights
- PTSD with possible traumatic flashbacks to November 4th, 2016
- Herd mentality paired with an uncontrollable urge to go for long walks in pink hats
- Complete loss of sense of humor
- Violent outbursts when President Trump does literally anything
- Disassociative disorder with previous Presidential legislation
- Explosive diarrhea
- Loss of family and friends
- White Guilt
- Soy Poisoning
- Blaming everything on racism and Russian Bots
- Allergy to Facts
- Binge watching CNN
- Making up pronouns that don’t exist
If caught early, Trump Anxiety Disorder (TAD) can be treated easily and Trump Derangement Syndrome can be avoided.
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- Sporadic Eye Rolling
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